too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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