We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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