can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Do plants get herpes?
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