My first STD was from a foam party
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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