Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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