Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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