Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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