Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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