My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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