Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
