Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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