OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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