he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize