so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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