covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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