I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
