I wanna bring you to show and tell
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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