problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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