so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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