she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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