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• (954): View more from Florida

  My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!

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• (914): View more from New York

  Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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