She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.