I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Say something about gay babies.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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