I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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