do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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