My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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