Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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