he thought i was a dude.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize