is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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