? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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