I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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