There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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