You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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