what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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