when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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