redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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