Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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