WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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