on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i came on her dog
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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