Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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