Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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