you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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