i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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