Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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