Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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