im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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