She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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