Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
