can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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