Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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