I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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