Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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