just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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