kristin has been a bad kristin
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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