oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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