one two three fourrrrnication!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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