he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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