Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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